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This Statement Is A Lie
Created on 2003-12-14 17:42:34 (#1570179), last updated 2009-05-21
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Basic Info| Name: | MelKat |
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| Website: | Chronicles of a Traveling Gay Pirate Frog |
BioChoice Number A: A perpetually sarcastic, self-depricating little girl, posing as a third-millennium independent woman.
Choice Number B: A perpetually sarcastic, peer-depricating little girl, posing as someone who gives a goddamn.
Choice Number C: A perpetually confused, earnest little girl posing as someone who has the foggiest idea of what's going on around her.
Choice Number D: Any combination of two or more of the above, at any given time of the day. Except when she's asleep, then she's:
Choice Number E: Dreaming of flying purple cows and ax-murderers in cornfields.
Well, I guess that gives it away.
In other news, multiple-choice tests are slowly being phased out of the public educational system. Justification for this move to be disclosed later this evening.
Choice Number B: A perpetually sarcastic, peer-depricating little girl, posing as someone who gives a goddamn.
Choice Number C: A perpetually confused, earnest little girl posing as someone who has the foggiest idea of what's going on around her.
Choice Number D: Any combination of two or more of the above, at any given time of the day. Except when she's asleep, then she's:
Choice Number E: Dreaming of flying purple cows and ax-murderers in cornfields.
Well, I guess that gives it away.
In other news, multiple-choice tests are slowly being phased out of the public educational system. Justification for this move to be disclosed later this evening.
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Brookhaven Elementary School - Rockville, MD (1991 - 1997)Parkland Middle School - Rockville, MD (1997 - 2000)
Richard Montgomery High School - Rockville, MD (2000 - 2004)
Georgetown University - Washington, DC (2004 - 2007)
University of Damascus - Damascus, Damascus, Syria (2007 - 2008)
Harvard University, Harvard Law School - Cambridge, MA (2008 - present)
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